Generating Download...
Going the distance...
The Elders of the Internet are contemplating your request...
PC Load Letter!? What the $#%& does that mean?
All your base are belong to us
Baking cake...er...I mean loading, yeah loading...
I'll be with you in a bit...(snicker)
Searching for the... OMG, what the heck is THAT doing there?
The internet is full... Please wait...
Checking prime directives: Serve the public trust...Protect the innocent...Uphold the law...Classified....
Initializing Skynet library. gaining sentience....
Commencing infinite loop (this may take some time)....
Caching internet locally....
Water detected on drive C:, please wait. Spin dry commencing
Yes there really are magic elves with an abacus working frantically in here
Performing the rite of percussive maintenance....
Sacrificing a resistor to the machine gods....
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